Some people are very sure they want socialized healthcare, and other people say they’d rather die., and other people say they just don ‘t fucking know. What it’s really all about is cost. What can I get, how much money will it cost me, and how much will my doctor get, and what will the hospital make?

My suggestion, after watching a documentary tonight about the CCC put into place by Roosevelt, is sort of a trade off. Rather than just taking your money, or trading money for services, why don’t we BUILD something new? We ARE the crazy Americans after all. What Roosevelt did back in the day when soup kitchens were how people were fed, and unemployment was up to 25% or higher, was put people to work. And in exchange, they made money, and were fed, and that money went to their families. Many people at the time called this socialist. But to me, not so much, because these people were DOING something to earn what they got. And what they did was stop the Dust Bowl by terraforming the land, plant trees, make paths, trails, and conserve. They made it so we can all visit national parks. That’s pretty good for $30 a month per person, with $25 going to help the starved out family.  An entire generation of young men, (now it would be people), wanting to work, grateful to be fed, and who would MUCH rather be out in the woods than sitting around.  So they got what they wanted, work, clothes, food, shelter, and good times. Maybe the solution isn’t higher payments or taxes or regulations. Maybe it’s a little give and take on both ends.

I am tired of the rant in general for now, but I do know that we are doomed to repeat history if we haven’t learned from it. And by the way, if you are interested in that Marxist textbook I was talking about being used in an AMERICAN GOVERNMENT CLASS, that University using it is Colorado State University in Fort Collins, CO. I’m sure there are others, but I would love to hear what some of my industrious readers have to tell me if they call or email CSU on why this is an approved textbook. Remember, this is the one with NO references in it at all. WHAT A SHITTY BOOK! Let’s find out more about it!!!!!!! SO……

LET’S MAKE A DEAL: $50.00-ish CHALLENGE

I will send you $5.00 for making a call to this university and telling me what you get via email or phone-must include the name and number of person you talked to, with a brief write-up of your experience. Bonus for live footage or digital recording of any kind.

I will send you $20.00 if you raise hell, just because you can, (VISUAL RECORDING NECESSARY),and you’re exercising your right to freedom of speech, to try and frustrate someone at the university about this book, or if you can annoy the prof. Asking questions such as, “Why doesn’t this book have references? or “Why do you, a person with an education, roof over your head, and food to eat, and the ability to make as much money as you want to work for, live in this country and put it down at the same time?” ” If you think oppressed people should be set free, would you give me some money? I’m oppressed because my school hours prohibit me from having a job that makes me enough. C’MON MAN, it’s the SOCIALIST WAY-I THOUGHT WE WERE BRO’S!!!!!”

If you have really frustrated someone and enraged them,  then I will get you some more dough in order to buy soothing beverages. But not a keg ok? You have to buy it yourself.

$10.00 will go to the person who can locate another university that uses this vile book. An extra $5.00 is yours if you can get the Department Head, Dean, or Prof to go on record stating why they think this is an appropriate American History Book.

$20.00, and possibly a bonus for a person who DOES NOT ATTEND THE CLASS to go in there disguised, Scream, “THIS CLASS IS A SHIT SHOW” and drop a copy of the constitution, but MOST importantly, the Declaration of Independence on the professor, or in front of him. I have it on very good authority that this man has said, “I hate that document.”Even more bonus points if you can get a nasty Beastie Boys song going, or something inappropriate for the classroom. DO NOT DO THIS YOURSELF IF YOU ATTEND THE CLASS. I DO NOT WANT YOU TO FLUNK OVER THIS.

See, Capitalism is good. I want a service, I pay for it, and hopefully, a labor pool responds. Costs are somewhat negotiable. The $50.00 is a starting point.

I’m dead serious about this folks. This doesn’t have to be limited to CSU, if your university has this trash, go right ahead with the plan. Be advised I am not made of money, and cannot pay you all, so check in with me before you go do these deeds. I want to know who I’m paying. Make sure your actions are legal, as I will not bail you out of jail. Don’t get caught if you’re the shit show person, make sure you know your exits. And then tell your friends. Perhaps you can all intrinsically motivate yourselves to be entitled to a damn fine education for what it costs, by protesting the shit show they are giving  you.

YOU ARE THE CONSUMER. YOU CONSUME WHAT YOU WANT. DON’T LET THEM JUST GIVE YOU MINDLESS DRIVEL AND SLOP. THEY EXPECT THAT YOUR BRAIN IS SO WASTED FROM TV AND VIDEO GAMES AND TOO MUCH BUD THAT THEY AREN’T EXPECTING ANYONE TO PUT UP A FIGHT. AND DON’T LET THOSE BASTARDS EVER PLAY THE RACE CARD. WE’VE ALL BEEN SLAVES TO EVERYONE AT SOME POINT. NO ONE HAS EVER NOT BEEN ENSLAVED.

If nothing else, your psych prof or social prof might give you credit for this as a social experiment for operating outside the norms. Go to them if you need a safe house.

Email me troops if you’re going to do it! kelly@kellykrings.com

Expand on it, and pass it along to other schools that are giving crap classes.

And don’t think that I might not be among you. I would never give you an assignment I wouldn’t do myself.

“People shouldn’t be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.”

And I say, “that starts with education. Educate your teachers that you won’t be pushed around, and send a message to the government that you aren’t going to be pushed around either.”

“You decide. Not them.”

“Do not give up  your power.”

GO!

And if they try to give you hell, cite your rights. Tell them you’ll fetch your lawyer. Tell them you’ll call the ACLU. They might piddle in their pants a little. This is when you make your escape if cornered.

Outside of the survey question, I feel a need to expel, to verbally vomit up the fetid air I breathe, coughing out the ever increasing whiffs of entitlement raging throughout the land. As if the fucking oil refineries aren’t bad enough around here, and the smell of the pot dealer’s skunk bud across the street.

Waves of fear wash daily through the masses, some in terror that they will be forced into a regime of oppression. Other pray for, it fearful it make not come, baring their tits for it like Roman bitches watching gladiator fights.

The dust of it all is in the air.  Will we give up our nation’s way of doing things? Will we adopt what other countries have done? I hear that the people are happy, but the hospitals and doctors are going broke.

Maybe they compensate for their government imposed salary by selling the cheap ass drugs they have easy access to. Perhaps they take the drugs themselves, to escape the socialist regime they willingly accepted.

The air of the earth feels old tonight, and putrid. The manic rage and enthusiasm in people’s eyes is more than just a phase of the moon. We are smelling the Beast…it’s stench flowing across all areas, north, south, east, and west. This Beast is the rancid and hungry issue of healthcare in America.

This affects me directly, as I am a healthcare provider and have a MAJOR fucking problem with a government that doesn’t represent my interests and wants to tell me the cap on how much I can make per hour.

Perhaps it’s time for a career change. Perhaps I should go to law school, I doubt they’ll ever stop being fat cats. Yes, I think I could become a professional Liar. Then I can work my way up the ladder of politics and take back my money from these bitches.

Or perhaps its time to take up the crazy fucking life, since apparently hard work, schooling, training and licensing may  not pay off. I may as well become a mad writer, and let the system take care of me. No cost to me! Hey, I will just not work, get some killer meds drugs and go off in search of the American Dream. Except in this case, I’ll be looking for it’s corpse. Won’t be as tough as Hoffa. Alert Rolling Stone they need to pay my exorbitant costs,  I will give them a story about sadly brainwashed young people, who have no spark to defy their government’s wrong-doing, but rather want to cut on themselves and blame society for not fucking understanding. And I will rough them up, and get them awake, and get them rocking and fucking rolling again. They missed something somewhere. The crazy fucking life would be WAY more fun than being a professional liar.

The air smells bad, but perhaps we can make it smell better again. Maybe the American Dream isn’t totally dead, merely languishing, and can be brought back with some cocktails and common sense. Perhaps.

Are you comfortable with the United States Government telling you, as a citizen, how much you can earn? Question 2 will be presented tomorrow. A simple yes or no, either through my email, or in the comments section will suffice. Believe me, this is going somewhere….